Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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