Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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