Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Boobs are out for the taking
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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