how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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