Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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