is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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