do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
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Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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