I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
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Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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