I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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