Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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