I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
The air was thick with penises
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
my poor anus
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
