i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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