I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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