Taylor Swift is so right about you.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
No subtext here. People are naked.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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