UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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