why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
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