he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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