We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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