I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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