At least make sure they are 18
Why
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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