Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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