He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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