HIV tests are more positive than that guy
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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