"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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