hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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