I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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