She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
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Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
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Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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