i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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