it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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