party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
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