:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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