just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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