I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
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