note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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