So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
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I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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