physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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