Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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