I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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