So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
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It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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