You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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