oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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