how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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