Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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