Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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