woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
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Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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