Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
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I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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