Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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