I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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