i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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