I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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