Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Randomize
