i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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