youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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