The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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