420 ftw
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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